Breaking News!! - Craig 'Lazie' Lynch

RECENT FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATE

Convicted Felon and Turkey Empresario Craig "Lazie" Lynch on Facebook roughly an hour ago.
(I understand an hour ago is not exactly breaking news but I was watching my stories and I dont like to be disturbed during my stories.)

"BAD NEWS. POLICE HAVE JUST TOWED TWO OF MY VEHICLES AWAY ON TRUCKS AND RANSACKED MY BUSINESS AND CONFISCATED ALL MATERIALS NEEDED TO RUN BUSINESS. STATING TO ONE OF MY EMPLOYEES THAT THE MONEY FROM MY BUSINESS IS FUNDING MY LAVISH LIFESTYLE WHILST ON THE RUN.THIS IS BOLLOX.AND THEY KNOW IT THEY THINK THIS IS GOING TO CRIPPLE ME THE FOOLS.I CAN TELL U ALL NOW.I WAS GOING TO HAND MYSELF IN 15TH JAN WELL NOT NOW CUNTS"
about an hour ago


(the second photo was included on the Craig "Lazie" Lynch Facebook fanpage....presumably related to his statement....though I cannot confirm this assumption...and I must comment that I am offended by his crass misogynist usage of "cunts"...if any word should be kept from print it is "cunt"...or "cunts" as it was used above in reference to what we must assume are several "cunts" that he is referring to specifically....cunt)


HobokenSandwich is washing his mouth out with gin

Craig "Lazie" Lynch on Facebook with a Turkey

An escaped British prisoner is flipping off police over the internet, using his Facebook page.

Convicted burglar Craig Lynch, 28, has been updating his profile regularly since he escaped from a Suffolk prison three months ago.

In a recent update, Craig (Lazie) Lynch says Facebook deleted his original page of over 4,000 fans, but since signing up again, that number has already risen to 3,000.

"Trying to figure out my plans for New Years. I know what I want to do but it's not that easy," he writes.

HobokenSandwich will keep you a'breast', of the situation

I like my turkey like I like my women

Thinly shaved, with caramel color added.

Piccolo's Hoboken - Turkey With a Sweaty Upper Lip

Oooooooooooooooooh Baaaaaaaaaby!!
I got a case of the lipsweats!

World famous for cheesteaks, I hit Piccolos for a little somethin else.

Roasted Turkey with gravy sandwich. Also known as the "Thursday Special".

I like to put a couple cherry peppers on my turkey to give it some personality. Usually peppers are no problem, but I got a doozy that had me sniffling like Lindsay Lohan leaving a house party at the Escobar residence.

Hot peppers are a lot like land wars in Southeast Asia, or the Middle East. Exit strategy is the painful part.

Hoboken Sandwich poops pepper poppers.