Craig Lynch Facebook Updates Part III

Fugitive warrior poet Craig Lynch checking in on Facebook, and none too happy about the negativity on his fan page. Lynch now has 37,564 fans on Facebook.com. If I had to guess, at least 20 of those fans are cops who'd like to beat the shit out of this guy.

This particular post by Lynch offers us a glimpse of his sensitive human side. He is upset about the sharing of discriminatory commentary and coarse language within the boundaries of his own Facebook page

Convicted Felon and Turkey Empresario Craig "Lazie" Lynch on Facebook roughly an hour ago:

"right i'm coming off this page as i have better things to do. In fact due to the nature of some of these comments and the racist remarks that keep frequently poppin up have a dig at me by all means but why be abusive to others due to their colour or race it is petty minded fools who have ruined this site. Thank you to ...all of you serious supporters out there and to my admin staff. To all you haters and hitlers out there i hope you slowly choke in your sleep"

Happy New Year Craig!

Breaking News!! - Craig 'Lazie' Lynch

RECENT FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATE

Convicted Felon and Turkey Empresario Craig "Lazie" Lynch on Facebook roughly an hour ago.
(I understand an hour ago is not exactly breaking news but I was watching my stories and I dont like to be disturbed during my stories.)

"BAD NEWS. POLICE HAVE JUST TOWED TWO OF MY VEHICLES AWAY ON TRUCKS AND RANSACKED MY BUSINESS AND CONFISCATED ALL MATERIALS NEEDED TO RUN BUSINESS. STATING TO ONE OF MY EMPLOYEES THAT THE MONEY FROM MY BUSINESS IS FUNDING MY LAVISH LIFESTYLE WHILST ON THE RUN.THIS IS BOLLOX.AND THEY KNOW IT THEY THINK THIS IS GOING TO CRIPPLE ME THE FOOLS.I CAN TELL U ALL NOW.I WAS GOING TO HAND MYSELF IN 15TH JAN WELL NOT NOW CUNTS"
about an hour ago


(the second photo was included on the Craig "Lazie" Lynch Facebook fanpage....presumably related to his statement....though I cannot confirm this assumption...and I must comment that I am offended by his crass misogynist usage of "cunts"...if any word should be kept from print it is "cunt"...or "cunts" as it was used above in reference to what we must assume are several "cunts" that he is referring to specifically....cunt)


HobokenSandwich is washing his mouth out with gin

Craig "Lazie" Lynch on Facebook with a Turkey

An escaped British prisoner is flipping off police over the internet, using his Facebook page.

Convicted burglar Craig Lynch, 28, has been updating his profile regularly since he escaped from a Suffolk prison three months ago.

In a recent update, Craig (Lazie) Lynch says Facebook deleted his original page of over 4,000 fans, but since signing up again, that number has already risen to 3,000.

"Trying to figure out my plans for New Years. I know what I want to do but it's not that easy," he writes.

HobokenSandwich will keep you a'breast', of the situation

Decorative Gourd Season

Enjoy, motherfuckers....

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Meat me at the reception.

Mmmmmmmmmm.

The Most Sexual Aircraft by Far

HobokenSandwich recently traveled by air. We love those shitty little lunches, but usually bring something to eat anyway. As I sit here looking across the Hudson I see helicopter after helicopter buzzing around and cannot help but wonder,

"Who is giving those people the sandwiches they need?"

Is there a hot flight attendant in a mock military uniform-looking fitted pencil skirt suit who will sidle up to my seat close enough for me to read "Daphne" on her name-tag? Will she then ask me what I'd "like"?

Which then got me thinking about the stark sexuality of the artist formerly known as the hélicoptère.

• Shaft

• Cock

• Tail boom

Now I'm all sexed up.
If you are interested in putting the stick between your legs, perhaps we should have a drink.

Email: sangweech@gmail.com with your aeronautic erotica.HobokenSandwich is Engaging The Throttle and Maneuvering the Joystick
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Love for Hobokens 4th Ward Sandwiches

Dunkin Donuts - 4th Ward

The 4th Ward of Hoboken has long been thought of as a premier sandwich and pizza zone. Dawn Zimmer represents the 4th Ward and therefore its' sandwiches.

HobokenSandwich caught up with the 4th ward rep and discussed:

Dawn Zimmers' favorite Sandwiches
Former Mayor Steve Cappiellos' favorite Sandwiches
Budgets
Fiscal Responsibility
Heavy Petting
Cheeses


(notice how Dawn completely falls in love with Eddie during the interview)

We cannot give you the entire interview until we determine how to remove expletives without ruining the candidates Q&A portion of the video.

In the meantime....
Enjoy the Dawn Zimmer sandwich watch at http://www.dawnzimmerhoboken.com