Hot Dog Day at The New Veterans* Stadium

Matt Hufty enjoys a hot dog while an inebriated friend snaps photos for FaceBook.HobokenSandwich knows a champion when we see one
*thank you anonymous

USA, USA

Joey Chestnut wins 2009 Nathans Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest.
NYC

World Class Cans at the End of this Video

Enjoy some sandwich and pizza video along with drunken cursing and great boobs.

HobokenSandwich no longer drinks to be happy. That is what marijuana is for.

Frozen Oreo Cookies - PS: She's sexually frustrated even though she loves you as a person

Oreo Cookies have long been referred to as "sandwich" cookies.

A friend of HobokenSandwich recently opened our eyes to the greatness of the frozen Oreo phenomena.

If you have not yet experienced something this mindblowing, you still have time.

If your girlfriend has not yet experienced something this mindblowing, kill yourself now, she will be cheating on you any day.

So many additives. So little time. HobokenSandwich ask's:

Do those faggoty elves have nothing better to do than bastardize the Oreo nine ways to Sunday?

If you catch your girl happily putting Double Stuff Oreo Cookies in the freezer it is too late for you. Somebody put it in her ass already.

Impostos Pizzeria - St Patricks Day Hoboken

Packed like so many tight green t shirts and skinny jeans that trail off into some variation of the high-heeled boot. Or better yet the trending of spectacularly short skirts justified by tights that trail off into some variation of high-heeled something or other that indicates mating season.HobokenSandwich wishes sweet love and car bombs to all you drunk ass, pretend Irish hooligans and your girlfriends with the "fuck me" boots on.

New Neighbors "Top o' the mornin to ya."

A snippet of an email blast among the owners of a swank downtown complex in Hoboken the day after St. Patty's Day 2009.

These neighbors have been in the building about 2 weeks and must not realize they live with actual people with real homes and families and olfactory senses.
Enjoy the dark side of Ireland:

"-Made a ton of noise

-left empty beer cans & bottles all over the stairs & hallways.

-splashed beer all over the walls in the hallway

-proped open doors to the street for hours at a time

-left garbage all over the buliding

-left garbage on the roof

-many drunken visitors scouring the building

This behavior is unacceptable. This building is not a frat house. We should not have this element here. Most of the people who live here have young children. We do not want them and the rest of our property to be at risk with these animals in our building. Please make it so this never happens again."

HobokenSandwich thinks this could be a quote from a city council meeting.

Greenrock - Underrated Burger

"Just because it is served on an English muffin does not make it good. It's just good, stupid."
- Anonymous Patron (berating his friend)
HobokenSandwich gives 4.5 out of 5 arbitrary symbols representing the quality of Greenrocks' burger on a scale where 5 arbitrary symbols is the highest compliment. Thanks again for coming by.

Charlies Burgers - Prospect Park, PA

A brother establishment to the famous Jimmy Johns in Doylestown, PA, Charlies brings decades of burger debauchery to the counter. Get your greasy and well priced Charlies burger with fried onions.HobokenSandwich will be in need of a stent.

Imposto's Pizzeria - Hoboken

Never had a slice here when I was not intoxicated.
Imposto's is generally known as one of the spots to hit for pizza when you are shitty drunk.

Big fatty slices covered with all kinds of stuff including pasta and processed chicken cutlets.
Yummy and gross.
HobokenSandwich is not yet intoxicated.

Sloppy Drippy Girthy Wieners

Continuing the Wednesday Hot Dog theme.....
Yes, those are hot dogs wrapped in bacon and deep fried before serving under melted cheese. Called "Texas Tommy" dogs.

Not sure who this "Tommy" is exactly, but there is no doubt in my mind that the ladies love when you take the time to spiral some bacon around the length of your wiener.
HobokenSandwich is experimenting with bacon on his wiener.

Yes, This is a hot dog wrapped in pretzel - Rusty Knot, NYC

A gem hidden on the West Side Hwy, the Rusty Knot is bubbling with personality and sandwich couture. Pictured below: Hot dog wrapped in a pretzel $4

The Rusty Knot is located at 11th Street, and the West Side Hwy.

HobokenSandwich once had the misfortune of a "rusty knot"

Cluck U Hoboken - Black Tie Grand Opening

Join Eddie, our South Hoboken correspondent, as he attends the grand opening.

Samples wings of all heat levels
Enjoys the "Roman" sandwich
Endeavors to triumph in a 911 Wing eating contest vs. Fred - The CEF of Cluck U in Hoboken
HobokenSandwich has a stimulus package for you.

You Won't be Cheery When You're Diabetic

You may recall a recent post about the new sweetened Banana Cheerios. On grocery shelves everywhere the Cheerio is selling out like a bitch. Like five different versions of sweetened Cheerios have hit the shelves recently. Bullshit. Cheerios are supposed to be uber-bland.

When I was a kid we did not need no fancy sweetened Cheerios, except Honey Nut Cheerios with that little gay bee flying around...HobokenSandwich honors Wilford Brimley and his particular brand of diabetes...."Dye-uh-bee-DUS"

Sweet Italian Sang'weech - Baltimore Sucks

It has been a couple months since I had the Spicy Sausage Sandwich at Yankee Stadium (RIP)
Saturday I went down to Baltimore for the Notre Dame vs. Navy game, and of course to sample some stadium sandwich.
If you ever want to be a part of the largest gathering of white people in the US at any given time, attend the Notre Dame / Navy game. Holy Banana Republic, Batman!

Now for the sang'weech:
You cannot see the peppers and onions which I stowed underneath the sausage itself. I have to give this a resounding "Ok" on a scale of 1-5.

HobokenSandwich likes hordes of white Republican girls in football jerseys and jeans

Mini Cupcake Action for Big Daddy

I've said it before...........
Nothing makes me feel more manly and virile than eating small food and pretending to be a giant.

Look at my giant hand. I could crush a human head with that. See how helpless and defenseless that pumpkin cupcake looks? Sheer intimidation. It is visceral. Sexual even. HobokenSandwich has large appendages.
Just look at that.
Sweet is located at Fourth and Garden Streets in Hoboken

Hoboken Sandwich Arts & Music Festival

Sunday September 28 was the Fall Session of the twice annual Art & Music Festival in Hoboken. Our crack team (or crack addled team as it were) of sang-weech consuming, sandwich reviewing, and sandwich picture taking professionals was out en masse.

Pictured: Gyro Girl wondering why some dude wants a pic of her "sandwich"

Um, so can I tell you that there was a whole lot of debate about the caption for this photo.

We had to have a couple meetings because all the best ideas were socially unacceptable. Sorry. We came up with nothing usable.

Per usual the event was an absolute godsend for anyone who seeks meat, meat on a stick, meat sandwiches, gravy, fried dough with sugar, grilled corn on the cobb, and of course, cupcakes.









Hoboken Sandwich has been hired to fatten up America before China eats it.