Pizza Pants in Hobroken

Not sure I can explain these reader submitted photos.

Not sure I want to know.


HobokenSandwich is at a loss

How Could a Town of One Square Mile Have a $100,000,000 budget?

This makes Barney Fife look like The Terminator

Corruption, Tradition, Tippy tippy ta!

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Batter Blaster - Ok, Close Your Eyes.........

 I think you catch my drift.

This is 11 girthy inches of certified organic pancake and waffle batter delivery machine.

Yeah, that's right baby, it's breakfast time.

Contents of HobokenSandwich under pressure. Do not puncture or incinerate. Do not store above 40 degrees Fahrenheit.

The Most Sexual Aircraft by Far

HobokenSandwich recently traveled by air. We love those shitty little lunches, but usually bring something to eat anyway. As I sit here looking across the Hudson I see helicopter after helicopter buzzing around and cannot help but wonder,

"Who is giving those people the sandwiches they need?"

Is there a hot flight attendant in a mock military uniform-looking fitted pencil skirt suit who will sidle up to my seat close enough for me to read "Daphne" on her name-tag? Will she then ask me what I'd "like"?

Which then got me thinking about the stark sexuality of the artist formerly known as the hélicoptère.

• Shaft

• Cock

• Tail boom

Now I'm all sexed up.
If you are interested in putting the stick between your legs, perhaps we should have a drink.

Email: sangweech@gmail.com with your aeronautic erotica.HobokenSandwich is Engaging The Throttle and Maneuvering the Joystick
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Jesus Christ! Soloman Dwek is Randy Hickey!

Solomon Dwek is the portly, yet stylishly clad informant who went snitch on a bunch of Jews in Deal, Goombas in Hoboken, and the politicians who act as their proxys.

Does this guy have a burning desire to die a long and painful death in a wearhouse somewhere while guys in track suits and yarmulke take turns bashing his head.

Sounds like a bad plan to me.

AP Photo/Asbury Park Press, Thomas P. CostelloA bad plan for that soon to be raped stool pigeon Solomon Dwek, perhaps. But, not for his doppelganger, Randy Hickey!

The obtuse oaf who makes his home on TV's "My Name is Earl" $is throwing all sorts of Rabbi's under the bus. Is he an anti-semetic-semetic?

It seems shocking to me that major outlets have missed this part of the story.

Not HobokenSandwich, bitches. We are going to follow this case until every "Oy!" and "Ehhy, Ohhhh!" have been unearthed.

HobokenSandwich is "hammerin the hoagie"

Politics Is Showbiz for Ugly Motherfuckers

On a separate, but related note, Peter Cammarano is presumed innocent and will not be resigning his post as Mayor of Hoboken.

All he really did was tell a guy who was giving him envelopes of money that "I'll take care of you.", or "You are with us.", or "we will let you get the zoning and variances you need to build, no problem because you are here handing me an envelope with $10,000 in it."

Where exactly is the harm in that?

HobokenSandwich is wondering.....
if "Axe" Body Spray is how dirty politicians get clean??

USA, USA

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