Monday, May 25, 2009

Couture Fashion Week - Turkey, Apple, Brie

Stephanie and Ed discussing sandwich tastes at Couture Fashion WeekHobokenSandwich could use a StephanieSandwich right about now.

Ed is 6'5" tall.
If Monique and Ed procreate their kids will go D1.HobokenSandwich says "Variety is the spice of life"

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

A Clockwork Orange ~ A "Glass of Evil"

Adapted from a recipe by Chris Halleron at Duffy's, Hoboken, N.J.
  • 2 ounces blended Scotch
  • 1/2 ounce Grand Marnier
  • 1/2 ounce orange juice
  • 1 dash orange bitters
  • 1 orange slice, as garnish

Instructions: Place Scotch, Grand Marnier, orange juice and bitters in a shaker. Add ice. Shake and strain into an ice-filled old-fashioned glass. Add orange slice to garnish.

Find out when Chris Halleran works at Duffy's.

Go to Duffy's.

Order "A Clockwork Orange"

Call HobokenSandwich and thank us when you are shitfaced

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Hudson Tavern ~ Hoboken, NJ

This place was a solid addition to the uptown scene. A rich mans Liberty Bar, if you will.
51 14th St Hoboken, NJ 07030 - (201) 798-1117HobokenSandwich is checking out your meat

Sushi House Hoboken, NJ

155 First Street
Between Bloomfield & Garden)
Hoboken, NJ 07030
Tel: 201-656-7788
HobokenSandwich denounces stereotypes.
That is a good 7 inches of Asian meat.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Hoboken Mayoral Runoff Shocker

OK, it was not quite a shocker. But, if we used the ring finger it would have been.



The only question left on the table has been answered.

Who will be involved in the run off election for Mayor of Hoboken? Now we have the answer.

It will be:
Dawn Zimmer vs. Peter Cammarano
or
Peter Cammarano
vs. Dawn Zimmer, depending on who you ask.

Many had Beth Mason as a front runner going into election day, but all the money, blog PR, overwhelming litter on windshields, and commercials seem to have amounted to write-offs.

We are left to choose from two campaigns that have been run honorably. Squeaky clean by Hudson County standards, actually.

Hopefully the next couple weeks or so will not be full of gossip and inconsequential personal attacks. But, it is Hudson County. And this is an election. What would the rest of the country think if we did not act like little children fighting over the sandbox?

Finally: enjoy this positive note from a positive Hoboken resident on NJ.com CLICK HERE

For more on the Hoboken Mayoral Election: Why Beth Mason Lost My Vote Last Week

Hoboken Election News Cammarano
Hoboken Election News Zimmer
Hoboken Election News Mason

This was written over banana pancakes at the Frozen Monkey Cafe.

World Class Cans at the End of this Video

Enjoy some sandwich and pizza video along with drunken cursing and great boobs.
video

HobokenSandwich no longer drinks to be happy. That is what marijuana is for.

Crawfish at Oddfellows Rest ~ Hoboken NJ

Annual Crawfish Fest at Oddfellows Rest in Hoboken, NJ.
Oddfellows is located between Hudson Place and Newark Street on River Street in Hoboken.HobokenSandwich has crabs

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Cheddar Burger - President Obama

God Bless America, Land That I Love...

Classic cheddar burger for The Boss.HobokenSandwich takes exception to anyone who orders red meat "well" done in any manner.(communists)

Monday, May 4, 2009

The Monroe - 3rd and Monroe St. Hoboken, NJ

Grand opening day at The Monroe. A brand new, and welcome competitor for my breakfast and lunch attention.

HobokenSandwich did not make it over till mid afternoon, long after our intended time. Met with a cordial and helpful proprietor in Mr. Ben Love.

Learned that they will be serving food 7 days a week. The menu is ripe with traditional favorites like beans and rice, roasted pork, chicken stew, empanadas, plantains, and Green Mountain Coffee for the morning commute.
By midday The Monroe had been visited by the short list of Hoboken players. Politicians, businessmen, artists, photographers, and even soul-less lawyer types who needed to find something real in their otherwise parasitic existence.

HobokenSandwich went with the roast pork with yellow rice and red beans. Solid. Wish I could have had a coffee, but there was no way. Had a big one earlier and I'm flying.









Green Moun
tain Coffee effectively compliments lunches that leave you looking for a hammock. The Monroe is open at 7am to cover the commuters who would sooner shoot a newborn out of a cannon than to go without caffeine before work.

1 Complaint - No unemployed women ages 25-35 showing off the goods in a down economy.

Springtime in Hoboken Benny!
Good luck, to the Monroe.
HobokenSandwich will return soon to check for progress on the out of work hotties sitting around having a coffee in the middle of the day.

Empanadas! Thats what HobokenSandwich is talkin about!

Carlos' Bakery Hoboken NJ

Being the subject of a reality TV show has not slowed the production of a good cup o' joe at Carlos' Bakery on the 0 block of Washington Street.









This morning HobokenSandwich grabbed some coffee after our regular Monday morning briefcase swap on the bench at the bus stop of 1st and Wash.

Whole milk
No sug'a

HobokenSandwich is sweet enough, thanks.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Peanut M and M's with a side of Dishonesty

"Excuse me, I don't want to bother you but, would you care to help out....
..the Boys & Girls Club?"
..my basketball team?"
..my baseball team?"
..the youth center?"
..the church?"

Of course the answer is....
.."Liar."
.."Liar."
.."Liar."
.."Liar."
.."Oh, the church? Well then..GET OUT of HERE!"
You might have better luck if you try something like:
"Excuse me, I don't want to bother you but, would you care to help ME out?
I bought this shit at SAMS Club in bulk and I'm looking to move it out right quick."

Of course the answer is....
"Why yes. What an enterprising young man you are!"
"I'll take three of them shits. I'm blazed as hell. Now gimme some candy!"

HobokenSandwich will buy delicious Peanut M and M Candies if you tell the truth.

Hoboken Arts and Music Festival 2009 ~ Spring

Zeppoli, zeppoli, zeppoli!
Fried Oreos
Ice Cream
Funnel Cake
Smoothies (quickest path to diabetes known to man)
Sausage and Peppers Sandwich
Cheesesteak Sandwich
Empanadas
It would seem to be that time again. Time to stroll Washington Street and use all my willpower not to buy some really stupid nick-knack. Crazy how street festivals have an ability to incite seemingly intelligent beings to invest in shit.

Straight faced vendors make outlandish inquiries that go unchallenged on days such as this. "Perhaps you need an apron for a wine bottle?" "Can I help you find a hockey helmet for your dog?" These vendors are just as guilty as anyone who sold default credit swap or subprime mortgages when it comes to dealing in farcical goods and services.

Stopped into LaIsla for cafe con leche, and began to push through the rain looking for a good time. Talked to about half a dozen artists and photographers about favorite pieces.

Frozen Monkey for an egg sangweech. Lots of women in their 20's/30's wearing jeans or sweatpants with galoshes. If I was the hot girl in the sweats, galoshes, plain white T, I'd wear those galoshes during intercourse.