Filippos on First - Pepper Popper Prosciutto Sanqweech

Fillipos on First Delivers

Pepper Popper and Prosciutto Pimp

Pure Cane Soda - Why aren't my teeth numb?

First time.
This product is very sweet. I was very surprised.
Last time I had pure caine it was very bitter on the back of my tongue.

I was also expecting my teeth to grow numb, which also did not happen.
HobokenSandwich is Jones'n. Jones'n hard

Kind of cool... Posting from my iPhone.. Technology is sexual...

$1empanadas at El Flamboyan- 10th / Willow, Hoboken, New Jersey

Best Stoned Brunch Hoboken New Jersey - Anthony Davids

HobokenSandwich would like to thank the participants in our informal poll of the Best Stoned Brunch in Hoboken, New Jersey -

Mayor Dave Roberts
Former members of Hoboken Swat
Applied Development - (happy not to have to pay taxes on buildings and land)

Smoking Pot? -try Biggies Clam Bar

Every April 20th people all over the world enjoy their lunch a bit more than usual.

Michael Phelps did much more than win 8 gold medals, he brought "lunch-dissinal" marijuana to the national consciousness.

Yes, there are very sick people who benefit from the use of marijuana......but, we are focusing on the folks who just wanna blaze and eat a sandwich.

For this purpose there is no better prescription then a trip to Biggies Clam Bar in Hoboken. Located between Third and Fourth Streets at 318 Madison, Biggies is the spot for some fried lovin.

Steak sandwich with cheese, and an order of the famous fried clam strips.

Take the clam strips and put them on your sandwich and your head will be spinning like a developer who need not pay taxes because of a sweetheart deal with the city of Hoboken.

Biggies has a cooler offering beverages including beer.

The sandwich we have described above requires a beer and a Plavix.

HobokenSandwich is cool with dying from heart disease at a relatively young age. It is a trade-off.

Smoking Weed on 4/20 at the Federal Reserve

Today, April, 20th is recognized as a day for the conspicuous appreciation of marijuana. Please take note whilst we inhale tax dollars that you are not collecting.

Please also note;
your tax dollars will go to my arrest and
feeding pot smokers prison
clothing pot smokers in prison
medical care for pot smokers in prison
really cool guns for cops to play with

Criminalizing 10% of the population by declaring it a crime to use a natural substance that is not profitable for Novartis or Pfizer, really?

In closing, "Fuck the Police", "Me and Julio", "Jimi Thing", "Comfortably Numb", and the entire Cypress Hill catalog in addition to the life of Willie Nelson.

HobokenSandwich is smoking pot on the steps of the US Post Office, City Hall, Police Station, and 5 Guys Burgers and Fries.

Malibu Diner - Hoboken Landmark

Coffee - $1
Bacon Egg and Cheese on Bagel - $5
Running out on the bill - Priceless
Bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich was very good, but, second to the River View Diner in North Bergen, NJ.

Overall, we love Malibu Diner.
Been around a long time, and a great place to get some stank on ya.

HobokenSandwich is refusing to patronize local merchants until they stop picking on Walmart.

Frozen Oreo Cookies - PS: She's sexually frustrated even though she loves you as a person

Oreo Cookies have long been referred to as "sandwich" cookies.

A friend of HobokenSandwich recently opened our eyes to the greatness of the frozen Oreo phenomena.

If you have not yet experienced something this mindblowing, you still have time.

If your girlfriend has not yet experienced something this mindblowing, kill yourself now, she will be cheating on you any day.

So many additives. So little time. HobokenSandwich ask's:

Do those faggoty elves have nothing better to do than bastardize the Oreo nine ways to Sunday?

If you catch your girl happily putting Double Stuff Oreo Cookies in the freezer it is too late for you. Somebody put it in her ass already.

Weed, Alcohol, Ass and Economics in Hoboken

If you have not had the opportunity to get some girl to compromise her Dads' values lately, here is your chance.

The "W" Hotel, in Hoboken, has been open for about a month or so. It looks a great deal like it might transform into a robotic pterodactyl and fly away, north up the Hudson River to rape and pillage some postwar construction condominiums.

Till the time when this thing (the "W") transforms and fly's away, it should be where you have the highest percentage chance of nailing a girl in really, really high heels. You pretty much just need to bring your most recent pay stub.

Situation:
Fear is running rampant among women whose principal skill set is fuck-a-bility.

These ladies feed off hollow souled finance guys in their blue Porsche's who make them feel secure in a socioeconomic atmosphere that they neither enhance nor understand.

The dating pool has been reduced drastically for these women. (because obviously they are not going to date a guy who is poor, or unemployed -- leaving me in the dark on both counts) Therefore they must up the ante and begin to show exactly how tight their asses are whilst at work, shopping, out socializing, or even going to church.

"The display of ass is unprecedented."
-Mayor Dave Roberts, Hoboken

Many people are discussing the unmistakable trend and the ramifications.

"Essentially, we can gauge the state of an economy by how willing the population is to acknowledge their sweet, sweet, va-hag-ina as currency."
-Pope Benedict XVII

In closing- goto the "W", find a girl whose leggings/skirt says: "I'm not a prostitute, 'per-se'. But I am willing to work a deal for guys who still have a job."

Buy her drinks and bang'er.

Bang'er like you hate'r.

Or, better yet, bang'er like I hate'r. She'll have makeup for the bruises. Trust me.

HobokenSandwich smokes weed at the "W".
Perhaps, in an effort to stifle an urge to kill lawyers, finance guys, and unemployed AR mortgage scumbags.

Piccolo's Steak Sandwiches

For 55 years Piccolo's has been doing it right. Located at 90 Clinton Street in Hoboken, this establishment focuses on a small menu of exquisitely prepared soups, sandwiches, and traditional Italian dishes.A HobokenSandwich homage to greatness.

Grilled Chicken Sandwich - Piccolo's Hoboken

Cut fresh from whole chicken breast on the premises. The grilled chicken sandwich from Piccolo's Famous Cheesesteaks is an exercise in delicious simplicity.

Grilled Chicken
Lettuce
Tomato
Mayo

HobokenSandwich is a simple man with simple needs. Gimme a grilled chicken sandwich, four whores, some coke, a big bag of weed and some firecrackers and I am perfectly content.

Fried Chicken Specialty at Piccolo's

Fresh fried white meat gets HobokenSandwich moist and flaky.

Italian Hot Dog - Piccolo's Famous in Hoboken

HobokenSandwich is desperately seeking a good dick joke.
Submit your filthy/stoned humor to sangweech@gmail.com
You might be interested to know that the Italian Frank at Piccolo's at 90 Clinton Street in Hoboken offers a fantastic deep fried dog on great bread with fried pepp's and potatos. Get down on that, baby. Ooh, yeah.

Meatball Parm on Fresh Italian Bread - Piccolo's Cheese Steaks

Breakfast of Champions thy name is meatball sandwich and coffee.
HobokenSandwich would like to direct your attention to the old fashioned milk jug. Thanks for coming by.

Hot Peppers at Piccolo's on Clinton

Savvy regulars put these diced cherry peppers on the following sandwiches:

Italian Frank
Hamburger
Cheeseburger
Cheese Steak
Meatball
Meatloaf
Roasted Turkey and Gravy
Roast Beef
HobokenSandwich can assure you these peppers will cause your chest to tighten and you will gasp for breath like a drowning victim. (And that is just on the way out.)