Love for Hobokens 4th Ward Sandwiches

Dunkin Donuts - 4th Ward

The 4th Ward of Hoboken has long been thought of as a premier sandwich and pizza zone. Dawn Zimmer represents the 4th Ward and therefore its' sandwiches.

HobokenSandwich caught up with the 4th ward rep and discussed:

Dawn Zimmers' favorite Sandwiches
Former Mayor Steve Cappiellos' favorite Sandwiches
Budgets
Fiscal Responsibility
Heavy Petting
Cheeses


(notice how Dawn completely falls in love with Eddie during the interview)

We cannot give you the entire interview until we determine how to remove expletives without ruining the candidates Q&A portion of the video.

In the meantime....
Enjoy the Dawn Zimmer sandwich watch at http://www.dawnzimmerhoboken.com

Ganache: Peanut Butter and Jelly Bagel and Love

HobokenSandwich is back at Ganache Cafe in the Hudson Tea Building to enjoy an afternoon snack and try and support Toll Brothers. (I love their cookies)

We wanted to try new things, taste Hoboken so to speak. So we got it on. Our friend "Mean Joe Green" showed up and our appetites perked up to a fever pitch, post-haste. (translate: We smoked weed and got hungry)

Ganache has a great vibe for a day such as this so we hit it like the heavy bag. It is not the weed talking when I say that I am truly smitten with the lovely bagel toasting beauty behind the counter.

She is cute, and nice, and has the kind of curves you only hear about in songs by the artist formerly known as "Prince".

HobokenSandwich has an "ass like you've never seen. And the ride is so smooth, you must be a limosine." - Little Red Corvette

Ganache, Hudson Tea: Sexual Cookies

These cookies are served at Ganache in the Hudson Tea Building at 15th and Washington.
Each weighs about a pound and a half and is the culinary equivalent of a blowjob from your girlfriends sister. (translate: really fucking good but kind of wrong nonetheless)

The fact remains - you should act on either opportunity if you have the chance. These cookies are sublime with some chilled milk, or a coffee. And if your girlfriends sister blows you it will be awesome too. So either way, good stuff, man.


HobokenSandwich loves em some thick cookies. And sisters. HobokenSandwich loves em some thick sisters.

Governor Jon Corzine and Crabbage and Corned Beef

In what many have interpreted as a slight towards Irish Americans, Jon Corzine was reported to have said "corn beef and crabbage" was his favorite sandwich.

HobokenSandwich was on the scene of the Hoboken Saint Patricks Day Parade to discuss salted meats with the power players in the Mile Square. See below to find out why pundits are in a rage.HobokenSandwich is fairly balanced. What the hell!

Impostos Pizzeria - St Patricks Day Hoboken

Packed like so many tight green t shirts and skinny jeans that trail off into some variation of the high-heeled boot. Or better yet the trending of spectacularly short skirts justified by tights that trail off into some variation of high-heeled something or other that indicates mating season.HobokenSandwich wishes sweet love and car bombs to all you drunk ass, pretend Irish hooligans and your girlfriends with the "fuck me" boots on.

New Neighbors "Top o' the mornin to ya."

A snippet of an email blast among the owners of a swank downtown complex in Hoboken the day after St. Patty's Day 2009.

These neighbors have been in the building about 2 weeks and must not realize they live with actual people with real homes and families and olfactory senses.
Enjoy the dark side of Ireland:

"-Made a ton of noise

-left empty beer cans & bottles all over the stairs & hallways.

-splashed beer all over the walls in the hallway

-proped open doors to the street for hours at a time

-left garbage all over the buliding

-left garbage on the roof

-many drunken visitors scouring the building

This behavior is unacceptable. This building is not a frat house. We should not have this element here. Most of the people who live here have young children. We do not want them and the rest of our property to be at risk with these animals in our building. Please make it so this never happens again."

HobokenSandwich thinks this could be a quote from a city council meeting.

Greenhouse Hamburger - Fuel Economy and Meat

HobokenSandwich ranks "Good Human Beings"
(by type of meat consumed related to its' greenhouse gas emissions during cooking)

#1 People who eat chicken
#2 People who eat pork
#3 People who eat beef
#4 People who eat people
#5 People who eat baby people

Can anyone give me a good reason not to slap PETA members?

Please enjoy the video explanation of meats and their corresponding greenhouse gas output while you ponder this question.

HobokenSandwich has gas.

Refreshment - Guinness Hoboken Style

You might be interested to know that Guinness is lighter in calories and alcohol than many light beers. Including Bud Light and Miller Light.
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