Greenrock - Underrated Burger

"Just because it is served on an English muffin does not make it good. It's just good, stupid."
- Anonymous Patron (berating his friend)
HobokenSandwich gives 4.5 out of 5 arbitrary symbols representing the quality of Greenrocks' burger on a scale where 5 arbitrary symbols is the highest compliment. Thanks again for coming by.

Reader Submitted Turkey Chili from Utah

Deer Valley Ski Resort

Turkey Chili
Chocolate Chip Cookie
Squatters Ale

HobokenSandwich enjoys turkey chili at advanced elevations.

Charlies Burgers - Prospect Park, PA

A brother establishment to the famous Jimmy Johns in Doylestown, PA, Charlies brings decades of burger debauchery to the counter. Get your greasy and well priced Charlies burger with fried onions.HobokenSandwich will be in need of a stent.

Imposto's Pizzeria - Hoboken

Never had a slice here when I was not intoxicated.
Imposto's is generally known as one of the spots to hit for pizza when you are shitty drunk.

Big fatty slices covered with all kinds of stuff including pasta and processed chicken cutlets.
Yummy and gross.
HobokenSandwich is not yet intoxicated.

Sloppy Drippy Girthy Wieners

Continuing the Wednesday Hot Dog theme.....
Yes, those are hot dogs wrapped in bacon and deep fried before serving under melted cheese. Called "Texas Tommy" dogs.

Not sure who this "Tommy" is exactly, but there is no doubt in my mind that the ladies love when you take the time to spiral some bacon around the length of your wiener.
HobokenSandwich is experimenting with bacon on his wiener.

Yes, This is a hot dog wrapped in pretzel - Rusty Knot, NYC

A gem hidden on the West Side Hwy, the Rusty Knot is bubbling with personality and sandwich couture. Pictured below: Hot dog wrapped in a pretzel $4

The Rusty Knot is located at 11th Street, and the West Side Hwy.

HobokenSandwich once had the misfortune of a "rusty knot"

Baking for Stupid People - Pot Brownie Police

Not a single cop that I've ever gotten high with would make this mistake. Most of my cop friends get the best stuff to begin with and they know that as a practical matter it is impossible to "overdose" on mary-jane without eating several pounds in a sitting. HobokenSandwich wonders, "How can a cop not know anything at all about illegal drugs? Overdose on Pot? I try constantly to no avail."
Send your stories of pastry and hypocracy to sangweech@gmail.com

Semi Annual Photo of the Week

Our gaze met from across the room. She was a pig, smoking a cigarette.

I was a young man who had not yet tasted life.

That was about to change.



HobokenSandwich is playing with food
Please send pics of your food to sanqweech@gmail.com

Cluck U Hoboken - Black Tie Grand Opening

Join Eddie, our South Hoboken correspondent, as he attends the grand opening.

Samples wings of all heat levels
Enjoys the "Roman" sandwich
Endeavors to triumph in a 911 Wing eating contest vs. Fred - The CEF of Cluck U in Hoboken
HobokenSandwich has a stimulus package for you.

HobokenSandwich at Fashion Week....Selling out to the man?/Looking at boobs?

Today HobokenSandwich applied for press credentials for Couture Fashion Week in NYC/Palm Beach. Our hope is to shine a light on the oft overlooked culinary contributions of Kraft Services. HobokenSandwich is no stranger to the link between fashion and condiments. It is all accessorizing.

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I cheated the game. I cheated the fans. I cheated myself. There is no excuse.HobokenSandwich was just giving the fans what they wanted.

Re*Juice*a*Nation - In the Well of the Great Wave of Kanagawa

Soy me Gusta' Blueberry SmoothieHobokenSandwich is in the Well of the Great Wave of Kanagawa
Re*Juice*a*Nation has locations in Hoboken, and Manasquan, NJ.

Pop a Recession Friendly Pepper Sangweech

Filippos on First announces $3 Snack Sandwich.
Two stuffed cherry peppers on an italian roll.HobokenSandwich has a sweaty upper lip

You Won't be Cheery When You're Diabetic

You may recall a recent post about the new sweetened Banana Cheerios. On grocery shelves everywhere the Cheerio is selling out like a bitch. Like five different versions of sweetened Cheerios have hit the shelves recently. Bullshit. Cheerios are supposed to be uber-bland.

When I was a kid we did not need no fancy sweetened Cheerios, except Honey Nut Cheerios with that little gay bee flying around...HobokenSandwich honors Wilford Brimley and his particular brand of diabetes...."Dye-uh-bee-DUS"

WTF (what the fuck), Oscar Mayer?

My attorney has a first name it's

S-T-E-V-E-N

My attorney has a second name it's

G-O-L-D-S-T-E-I-N,
ESQ.





HobokenSandwich is being threatened

Dames Coffee, Hoboken - Black Eye

Our crew hooked up with some of the guys from LiveHoboken.com and stopped in to Dames Coffee on First Street. We met Kim. (camera shy)

Kim gave our Eddie a "Black Eye" to match his "hobokensandwich orange" hat.
A "Black Eye" is coffee with a shot of espresso. Eddie gave up his $400 a day coke habit for the new year. So we introduced him to high quality coffee. Now he is spending $600 daily on good coffee. HobokenSandwich is brought to you by the letter "L" and a grant from the DuPont Corporation

Michael Phelps Likes Marijuana

A twentysomething smoking pot?

During the Summer Olympics there was a great deal of focus on the diet and caloric intake of Michael Phelps. Some obscene daily calorie count like 52,000 is required by his body for recovery and building.

Could never figure out how a man eats that much, even with his regime.

Now we know. I suppose this means he is not only hungry, but horny and relaxed as well.
So now we get to listen to how Mike is bad for living a real life instead of a cartoon super hero life.

The assholes who will complain the most will likely be parents whining about "How do I tell little Johnny that his hero is actually a bad, bad person?"

Something tells me little Johnny is fucked either way if this throws you off your parenting game. Can't wait till Johnny leaves your protective cocoon and discovers the real world. His very tenderness will be a beautiful soft target for the world to feast upon and create the kind of hurt that you clearly have not prepared him for. Nice job.

Why don't you fuck yourself and try and figure out why Johnny does not love you as much as he loves some athlete who swims back and forth for a living.

I heard Phelps drove 8 miles an hour over the speed limit last Tuesday. Maybe we can get the death penalty?

HobokenSandwich pulling and ripping and toking and laughing and eating and toking again. Fuck you.

New Site Feature - "killing myself" tags for health conscious readers

In an announcement that was originally scheduled for the 1st of the year, HobokenSandwich today put forth a plan to help readers disseminate between different levels of heart healthy food stories.

From now on, any post that is about food that will kill you contains the tag "killing myself".
These topic related tags are available on the left side of every page and include examples such as "roasted turkey", "hoboken pizza", and "weed". Click on any of these labels to see all the content that has been created and tagged appropriately.

Expect HobokenSandwich to include the "killing myself" tag under content including:

Burgers
Cheesesteaks
Melted cheese
Bacon
Bacon and eggs
Lots of fried dough
Anything bought, sold, or processed

We've discussed this for sometime, and believe the benefits will be two-fold.

#1
People who don't want to die soon can see which local sandwich products should not be consumed everyday. (certainly not multiple times a day)

#2
People who want to die soon can see which local sandwich products should be consumed everyday. Or, for the super aggressive self loathing individual, multiple times a day.

HobokenSandwich does not want you dead.
But, we will not stand in your way.

Melting Pot Hoboken - Fon-Du-Me, baby. Fon-Du-Me allnight!

This is a fondue place.

Fondue is melted cheese and chocolate that you put on stuff and eat. Does there even exist a way to screw up such a thing? Me thinks not.
HobokenSandwich ate more melted cheese than anyone in the place on Friday Jan 30th, 2009.
Melting Pot is located on the Hudson River and First Street in Hoboken.

Basketball at The Rock in Newark, NJ - pretzels

HobokenSandwich makes a visit to The Prudential Center in Newark. Turns out "The Rock" in Newark is a fun place to eat snacks and watch stuff. The smoking "veranda" was accommodating and nobody seemed to notice that my cigarette smelled different than theirs.

This evening we saw some high quality HS b-ball. Nothing like hitting an arena packed with high-school girls dressed like complete and utter whores.

Did every father on the planet lose their fucking minds? You are lucky that even HobokenSandwich would have thought it was creepy to take and post pictures of your 16 & 17 y/o daughters. Good for you, too. Otherwise your friends would all be coming back to this page to beat off to your trampy ass kid. C'mon Dad,(collectively)get your act together.

You know as well as I do that at least once in the last 10 months either you or a friend of yours have looked the other in the eye and said; "Jesus, you can hardly tell a 17 or 18 year old from a 23-24 year old anymore. When we were in HS the girls looked pretty young for the most part, no?" or "Thank fucking, goodness I'm not her father! I'd lock her in the basement."

Then someone usually points to a guy they know who has 3, or 4 daughters and say's something like, "I'd kill myself if I was that guy." So try not to judge me in your heart. But feel free to tell your wife/gf that HobokenSandwich is disgusting, and that neither you nor your friends have said such things.

If you in fact have never had this conversation before, I'm afraid that means your friends already want to bang your underage daughter. So that means they cannot say anything about HS girls when you are with them because they don't want you to think they say it about your daughter. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news again, but they are saying it.

Which brings me to another point-
A good father wants his daughters to be smoking hot.

You read correctly. It is the right thing to do for your daughters happiness. She will be more confident (unless you fuck up), and she will have a wealth of opportunities placed at her fingertips for simply being hot. Prepare her to handle this and the world is her oyster.

It's no wonder your kids suck at math/science compared to every other nation in the civilized world. It's because your daughters are complete distractions to the boys in the classroom so they never learn and are forcing me to outsource good jobs to India, Pakistan, and Eastern Europe.

This will be the first generation of Americans who are less educated, earn less, and be less respected/feared in the global community then those Americans before us. Education is the key. Your daughter is the problem.

Unfortunately for our future, your daughters are too busy with a dick in their mouth to raise their hand and answer a question in science class.
Was it:

"No child left behind"
or
"No child left behind without a dick in her mouth" ?????

You could argue:
"Just because my 17 year old daughter dresses provocatively does not mean she is promiscuous." Ah ha! Dave Chapelle says it does in the video below!

The game action was fairly obscene. I think St. Benedicts front line was 6'9", 6'10", and 7 foot. Can you imagine?

HobokenSandwich cannot imagine a greater high than dunking on someones eff'n grille.

Which reminds me.....
FUCK VIACOM for being the worlds largest saccarine producer!