The Most Sexual Aircraft by Far

HobokenSandwich recently traveled by air. We love those shitty little lunches, but usually bring something to eat anyway. As I sit here looking across the Hudson I see helicopter after helicopter buzzing around and cannot help but wonder,

"Who is giving those people the sandwiches they need?"

Is there a hot flight attendant in a mock military uniform-looking fitted pencil skirt suit who will sidle up to my seat close enough for me to read "Daphne" on her name-tag? Will she then ask me what I'd "like"?

Which then got me thinking about the stark sexuality of the artist formerly known as the hélicoptère.

• Shaft

• Cock

• Tail boom

Now I'm all sexed up.
If you are interested in putting the stick between your legs, perhaps we should have a drink.

Email: sangweech@gmail.com with your aeronautic erotica.HobokenSandwich is Engaging The Throttle and Maneuvering the Joystick
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