Peanut M and M's with a side of Dishonesty

"Excuse me, I don't want to bother you but, would you care to help out....
..the Boys & Girls Club?"
..my basketball team?"
..my baseball team?"
..the youth center?"
..the church?"

Of course the answer is....
.."Liar."
.."Liar."
.."Liar."
.."Liar."
.."Oh, the church? Well then..GET OUT of HERE!"
You might have better luck if you try something like:
"Excuse me, I don't want to bother you but, would you care to help ME out? I bought this shit at SAMS Club in bulk and I'm looking to move it out right quick."

Of course the answer is....
"Why yes. What an enterprising young man you are!"
"I'll take three of them shits. I'm blazed as hell. Now gimme some candy!"

HobokenSandwich will buy delicious Peanut M and M Candies if you tell the truth.