Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Frozen Oreo Cookies - PS: She's sexually frustrated even though she loves you as a person

Oreo Cookies have long been referred to as "sandwich" cookies.

A friend of HobokenSandwich recently opened our eyes to the greatness of the frozen Oreo phenomena.

If you have not yet experienced something this mindblowing, you still have time.

If your girlfriend has not yet experienced something this mindblowing, kill yourself now, she will be cheating on you any day.
So many additives. So little time. HobokenSandwich ask's:

Do those faggoty elves have nothing better to do than bastardize the Oreo nine ways to Sunday?

If you catch your girl happily putting Double Stuff Oreo Cookies in the freezer it is too late for you. Somebody put it in her ass already.

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